Tim: Tonight was the first time I called my GF just to talk; we have been dating for five months; does that make me awesome or just a dick? I texted a lot and only called when I wanted to meet up. I personally don’t see anything wrong with that.
Jenn: He tried to turn it into phone sex but he got uncomfortable when I suggested I rub his taint.
Tim: I said that ain’t cool but you heard “the taint, cool.”
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