via a Facebook Status Update
Plain Jane: Tim, you better call me ASAP if you want to be my beneficiary on my life insurance policy.
tongue tied tim: Is this just another one of your scam to get my SS# and other personal info? Anyway, I left my phone at home so send me an email.
Plain Jane: Too late, fortunately for you, mom had all your info so she gave it to me. Don’t try and kill me though… I only have a 25k policy. Well, actually, if there is an accidental death and/or dismemberment, you get an additional 50K. For your sake, lets hope that’s they way I go out. All the money goes to you, Timmy. You can decide to share or not to share with the others… it all falls on your shoulders.
tongue tied tim: Wow, that’s great; that’s very nice of you. How can we speed up this process so I can get paid – Come on, I’ll split it with you.
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