Funny Facebook Update: Weight Loss


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Plain Jane: I didn’t eat for 32 hours and I only lost 1.6 lbs. It’s hard to guage if my body is healthier after that cleanse,either way it sure doesn’t feel worth it. Happily back to eating again


Sara: ‘m happy you’re back to eating too! Let me know how your trainer goes tonight.


Sara: You should go get a massage to help the toxins on their way out. That would make it more worth it… just sayin.


Plain Jane: That’s true, Sara. Very good idea. Also, I could go to the steam or sauna tonight at the gym.


tongue tied tim: You should cut yourself and bleed all the toxins and evil spirits out. then cover your head in cow poop while riding backwards in a buggy. If that doesn’t work you should try holding your breath and drinking a glass of dragons milk through your nose using a twisty straw. Not to be confused with a bendy straw! You don’t want to get pregnant now.


Plain Jane: good advice, Tim!







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