Status Update
Tim:
Now that the swelling and bruising from my bike accident have relatively subsided, I’m pretty sure I have a cracked rib or sternum. I imagine it’s a hairline fracture because it hurts to breath deep and when I move in certain ways, it aches. Well, I guess the good news is that there ain’t much a doctor can do to fix that so no point going back to the ER .
Tim:
and thanks to my leftover Oxycodone with Acetaminophen and Percocet pills I feel like great. I think everyone should take these pills! I highly recommend everyone abuse these pills.
Effer Isms:
there’s a class action lawsuit connected with percocets… eat em now so you can get in on that. :side effects may include heart explosion and death:
Tim:
sshhh! don’t say that, then everyone is going to want those side effects. I do love a good explosion.
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