At my eye exam today, my optometrist asked me if I wanted to try a new type of contact lens because mine were outdated — 3 years since my last exam and not know what new breakthroughs have been made, I asked him if I could either get the X-Ray Vision or Cyclops laser ones. He didn’t think it was funny (Maybe he gets that all the time like the girls at Subway get the foot long penis joke) — Then while reading the chart, and trying not to laugh, I read the letters, S..H..I…T..B..R…E..A…T…H — take the hint Doc.
Reasons to get an eye exam; to see exactly what you are getting yourself into before it’s too late because nobody likes a tease; to see all your options clearly because you don’t want to make the wrong shity choice.
