A 3-am back alley drunken hook up with Whiskey Dick and the Cum Dumpster. It’s a match made in — It’s the best they could do, alright. This love connection is the result of a poorly lit bar, extreme beer goggles, 7 shots of liquor, 12 beers, a few girlie drinks, a girl with daddy issues and low self esteem, and a guy with a drinking problem who will settle for what ever he can get. What will follow is a drunk hook up one night stand, a morning walk of shame, and two extremely hung over people who will vow to never drink again, only to do it all over the next weekend with a different person. Isn’t college the best.
