Am I awesome enough to use coupons on a blind date? Anyone have a girl they want to set me up with? I’ll either pick her up on my bicycle (after I add some pegs) or we will take the bus to the IHOP; I’ll order for her and get her the Rudy Tooty Fresh and Fruity and a glass of ice water; When I drop her off I’ll tell her the pigs in a blanket aint sittin well and ask to come up for a BM (wink, wink) works every time.
AboutTongue tied tim is all amateur all the time; you won't find any big egos here but that's not to say we won't try our very best to get a laugh out of you. Not only is it okay to laugh at our expense we aim to try. We are all about bringing you an uncensored account of all our awkward yet funny moments through our many ramblings, rants, raves, misguided attempts, indecent proposals, inappropriate and untimely remarks and bad one liners. some of us have even stopped taking our prescribed meds, against doctors' orders - so that might make for some good material. We got us an online open mic here, so feel free to submit a funny story, pic or comic. |
