Status Update
Happy Birthday Conor! Did you get that midget hooker in the mail yet? I had him shipped all the way from Thailand – Couldn’t afford overnight so he might be dead – which I’m told is both good and bad for you. You love to have sex with dead things but you also really like killing hookers.
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AboutTongue tied tim is all amateur all the time; you won't find any big egos here but that's not to say we won't try our very best to get a laugh out of you. Not only is it okay to laugh at our expense we aim to try. We are all about bringing you an uncensored account of all our awkward yet funny moments through our many ramblings, rants, raves, misguided attempts, indecent proposals, inappropriate and untimely remarks and bad one liners. some of us have even stopped taking our prescribed meds, against doctors' orders - so that might make for some good material. We got us an online open mic here, so feel free to submit a funny story, pic or comic. |
July 6th, 2010 at
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