If a crack head won the lottery:
You can take the crack head out of the ghetto but you can’t take the ghetto out of the crack head – or – is it, you can’t make a crack head a housewife? — Either way it doesn’t matter, a crack head buys crack not lottery tickets. Try giving a crack head a few scratch-off lottery ticket for a bj behind the dumpster at the middle school – then see what happens when they don’t win – well, first they need to beg for change to get a coin to scratch off the lottery ticket – so you could probably get an hj for a nickle — 99% of the time It doesn’t end pretty my friends. Okay so that percentage is not exactly accurate, actually 1 in 3.52 times it ends well.
