For a low low price of $199.95 per look, I will create some stunning head shots of you that could turn you into the next mildly likable C list celebrity – or at least the guy or girl that gets to sleep with the next C lister. With head shots by Tim, you are bound to kind of – sort of – stand out and who knows, you just might even make it into the background of a TMZ video. (Note: Sadly TMZ will not give you a SAG voucher for and appearance) I should know; I asked about it when I was in the background of a video that feature the B list celebrity Randy Jackson. You know the American Idol Judge; yo dog!
I wish I worked as a paparazzi; my first celebrity sighting was of Lindsey Lohan at the Santa Monica DMV. I was trading in my Oregon license for a California one; she was getting hers reinstated after that judge took it away for all the trouble she had caused. Apparently a good photo of her leaving the the DMV could have gotten me over a $1,000.
his range and his willingness to do just about anything for a laugh
If you are interested contact us at
timwinter@tonguetiedtim.com
