My Jaw still hurts; not so much here, but right around here; I love the emotional family reunions; one minute I want to kill my brother, the next, I am hugging him and drinking a beer with my own blood in it; I do feel very bad that I accidentally spit blood on my mom, who happened to be in the way; ahhh poor mom! I even splashed beer on her too!! I’m so out of the will; only lesson learned: I can still take a punch.
We had a family reunion and invited all our friends over to bbq, drink beer, and play beer pong. We established the rules and even wrote them down before we got drunk. That still didn’t help; my brother challenged the rules like usual. Things got heated and I threw the piece of paper with the rules on it at my brother. He more than one upped it and punched me in the face. I came back with a swift kick to the nuts and a punch to the face. Mom was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. It’s not a family reunion if someone doesn’t bleed; another success!
Later on that night hooking up with my sister’s friends
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