I have been working as a valet at an Indian restaurant in Beverly Hills and I was just cited for parking guests’ cars on the public street instead of parking them in our garage down the street. they also cited me for parking my own vehicle on the street for a total of 4 infractions. What ever, it sucks but it should only cost about $50.00? but wait – the ticket says it’s a misdemeanor and I have no choice but to go before a judge. Great now I have waste my time as well as loose some money. I wonder why the ticket doesn’t say how much it is?
Update: I got up at 6:45 am this morning and dragged myself down to the Beverly Hills court house for my court date because apparently I’m a criminal. It turns out I’m also retarded on top of that and can’t read a ticket; I have court tomorrow!! when the judges asks me ”how do you plead?” I will plead the fifth or perhaps insanity and not fit for trial.
Update: I went to court on the correct day today. The prosecutor looked hot in her business suit; how u doing? She dropped two counts and made it a traffic violation instead of a misdemeanor. The fine was $100 but after the court fees they “just couldn’t drop” – $560.00!!!! That’s some bullshit crazy Beverly Hills service charge; Ain’t that a bitch – I just paid for the Judges Mercedes payment for the month. That was two weeks of pay for me you cock sucking mother fuckers. I could have paid in payments but I just wanted to get it over with. When the Judge asked me if I could pay today I asked him “do you take American express? If not I could give you my old baseball card collection or the money for my grandmas hip replacement.” He then said “It sure is hard to make a living in this town isn’t it?” – I bit my tongue on that one.
Where was Rosewood and Taggart when I needed them?
