Bad advice: Don’t name your GF’s new fancy goldfish “Ka Dunk” and “Bloop”. Those poor little goldfish were doomed from the start and destined to make those exact sounds when I had to flush them down the toilet after I accidentally killed them. I didn’t transition them from their goldfish bowl into their new goldfish pond outside very well. (from warm water to cold and different pH and Oxygen levels) Now I have to somehow save 20 fish to balance my karma and also give my GF $10.00.
I started this website to help fix my karma: The Complete Pet Goldfish Guide
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