animal epic fail

In defense of the human race and how there seems to be a large number of epic fail videos making their rounds around the Internet; epic fails like ball crushing falls by skateboarders, fat people tripping, face plants, anything done by unsupervised teens left home alone or acts of stupidity by drunk rednecks with guns. Everyone of those make for a good laugh and are pretty damn funny but the epic fail is so much bigger than that. In the animal kingdom there are just as many examples of animals being stupid and paying the price for it.

Bird Attempts to Cross the Road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don’t know but apparently it’s not as easy as it looks. Chicken calls bird a chicken and bets him that he can’t cross the road. Bird takes bet and doesn’t even make it half way across the street before being run over by a truck. Bird: epic fail. I hope someone else was holding the bet money because I sure as hell wouldn’t want to go through that birds wallet.

Lizard Whiff

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This lizard not only missed the fly that was taunting him only inches away but he also bit his tongue when he tried to shut that fly up, making himself bleed. Adding insult to injury, all his lizard buddies saw his epic fail and still to this day they never let him hear the end of it.

Bird v. Snake

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This stupid bird who happens to be related to bird one, managed to get himself caught by that snake. He is a bird! why didn’t he just fly away? But this is a double epic fail; the snake tries to eat the bird backside first which in the end gives bird the last laugh as he pooped in the snakes mouth. Haha, stupid snake. That bird made the ultimate sacrifice to give that snake an epic fail.

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