
I’m attempting to get a parking ticket dropped. It’s a fight I can’t win but I can ask for a waiver based on having a ‘very low income’. I must fill out a form about my income, monthly expenses and attach documents of proof. I plan to attached a stack of losing scratch it tickets with a note that explains that I lost everything I had in the market down at Wall st.
I am selling my work dress shoes for $349. I need to make a little extra cash since I’ve been laid off from my fledgling Internet marketing career and now I can’t seem to find my unemployment check. My stomach is grumbling, I’m very hungry and need money to buy some food. I’ve even debated throwing these shoes into a pot of boiling water and then eating them; I’ve seen homeless people do it in the movies. I’ve torn my apartment apart trying to find my unemployment check for nearly a week to the point I’m at my wits end.

Please Help! Buy my work shoes.
