At work we have weekly meetings about our weekly progress; now each researcher, including me will have to give a very short two minutes max update of what we are doing that week; [now grinning] – I am going to put together the worst most annoying Power Point presentation I can. It will have the works, cheesy clip art and way too much animation – which fyi – one animation is too much animation in PP. I will print out packets of my daily routine including: how I make my coffee with one sugar and no cream and stir it with two straws; how I pick a stall to take an hour long poop in to avoid doing any work; how much time I spent putting the presentation together.





